Mom called with a bumper sticker she saw on the way home:
“Somewhere in Texas, there’s a village missing their idiot.”
This, of course, inspired me to look for more of the like, plenty of which can be found at the end of a simple Google search:
“‘God’ is not spelled G.O.P.”
“Nobody died when Clinton lied.”
“My child is an honor student.? My President is a moron.”
“Annoy a Conservative.? Think for yourself!”
“One nation, under surveillance.”
“Don’t blame me, I voted with the majority.”
“Re-Defeat Bush in 2004!”
“If you can read this, you’re not the President.”
“My border collie is smarter than your President.”
“Osama still has his job.? Do you still have yours?”
Here’s another one:
“Communism looks good on paper too.”