So, I defy you people to come up with a worse song than “Summer Girls” by LFO.? Yes, this is the worst song ever written.? I only bring this up because I heard “Hey Ya” by OutKast yesterday…which is a close second…but “Summer Girls” is, by far, the single worst song ever written.? Please…try to find a worse one for me…
Here are the lyrics.? I recommend taking a few shots of tequila before reading them…
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Yeah…I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
…when we met..That summer??
[Chorus]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I’d take her if I had one wish,
But she’s been gone since that summer..
Since that summer
[Verse 1]
Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You’re the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can’t speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can’t forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn’t Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain’t speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you’re near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Repeat Chorus]
Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike
[Verse 3]
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I’m over you
but I’m really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Repeat Chorus][Bridge]
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike
[Repeat Chorus]
I think you secretly love the song, you’ve just suppressed your love for it because you are jealous that you are not as cool as LFO. I mean you did write out ALL of the lyrics. If you hate the song so much, then why take the time?
By the way funny story LFO stopped by the Kearney McDonalds once after a concert during their brief stint of popularity. While they were there they talked a manager into letting them make burger orders (one of the guys used to work at mcdonalds- like every other cool person). Apparently it was pretty crazy and they kept messing everything up since, well, they didn’t know what they were doing.
Yeah i know you say that you don’t care, but really I know you are in awe and wish that you had some story like that to tell about your idols LFO.
What about “My Humps” by the Blackeyed Peas?
He probably just copied the lyrics straight from some other site.
I agree that song is terrible, but I think Crawlin’ by linkin park could give it a run for its money. Maybe something by Blink 182, too. Man those guys are terrible.
What about that song you found that was a collaboration between Metallica and Ja Rule?? I thought that was a pretty shitty song…… Or also the stupid Laffy Taffy song by whoeverthehellitis? that was also dumb….
I dunno, I have friends who liked “Crawling” quite a bit, but I never really thought it was that good… But yeah, Kristen, “We Did It” by Metallica and Ja Rule was pretty friggin’ terrible. On the other hand, I think I’m looking for more along the lines of popular songs that have made it big…for some odd reason… Kai’s “My Humps” is a great example. I didn’t realize Black Eyed Peas did it, honestly…which depresses me somewhat…
And Kate….don’t lie…I know you like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch… 😛
Nope, I win. This song is worse. I’ll send it to you but for the time being, imagine this being sung in a rap by three white punk/screamo guys who sampled the theme from Pulp Fiction….yeah, again, I win….
Show me yo booty hole, oh (x2)
Show me yo booty hole
Walk up in the club like you think you nice
Walkin’ all around like you cold as ice
Lookin’ at yo booty makes me want to touch it
Thinkin’ bout yo hole makes me want to munch it
You know my Caddy’s parked just right outsiiiiird
You know your booty want to go for-ah-wiiird (Note: Forward)
We bout to drive around and I’ll show you the city
I even might reach over and grab me a titty
Grab it gr-grab it grab it grab it
take that, take that, take that, take that
Grab it gr-grab grab it grab it
take that, take that, take that hoe
Back up in the club I think I’m goin’ blind
Saw so much booty nearly lost my mind
You know you I cant help it when I get started
Damn hoe! *fart noise* Was that yo booty that farted?
*laughter* Ah, fuck it.
Show me your booty hole!
Ohhhhh
That booty, that b-b-b-booty hole, that booty!
Ohhhhh
That b-b-b-booty hole, that booty
Show me your booty hole
First thing’s first I know my style is wack
And first things thirds I don’t even listen to rap
All these people always hatin’ on me
Screamin’ out loud (Man, fuck that boosty.)
All these crack ass rappers trying to make it to the top
But with pointless rapping
Adding pointless clapping
Only B to C will never stop
*clap, clap, clap*
It’s twelve fiftizzle and I just got to the pizzle
Boosty’s fucken drizzle off a bottle of bacizzle
All these trizzles try to get me in the frizzle
But I only want the hizzle buhizzle bizzle nizzle
I got girls to my left and girls to my right
Shake your booty baby, it’s lookin’ alright
I got booty to my left and booty to my right
Give me booty baby and I’ll lick it all night
I wish yo ass was all up on me
So I could put my tongue inside those cheeks
(ha ha, ha ha)
This hole, that hole, this hole, that hole,
Eeny meeny miney mo, let me eat your booty hole
(OKAY! BREAK IT DOWN NOW!)
All these bitches and all these hoes
Ain’t used to the lickin’ of the booty hole
So come on girl, just learn some patience
Turn around baby and give me that anus
Let’s go!
Show me yo booty hole
Ohhhh,
That booty, that b-b-b-booty hole, that booty
Ohhhh,
That b-b-b-booty hole, that booty
Show me your booty hole
Shakin’ yer booty like it ain’t no thing
Rub it all up on my dingaling
Thinkin’ bout what I want to do to you
Does that shit smell like poo to you? (Ew)
Lace, silk, cotton, polyester
It’s all comin’ off so it doesn’t even matter
Black, white, asian, puerto rican
I don’t care, if your booty hole’s stinkin’
(I want your booty hole, doo doo doo!)
One, two, three, furr
Get yer booty hole up in hurr
Five, six, seven, eurr
Let’s put that booty hole back to work!
Nine, ten, eleven, twurv
Bend over baby and show me them curves!
Now you think I’m starting to purv
But damn your ass if off the chain bi-atch
Ohh, shit I think I almost came!
Ohhhh
That booty, that b-b-b-booty hole, that booty
Ohhhh
That b-b-b-booty hole, that booty
Show me your booty hole
Ohhhh
That booty, that b-b-b-booty hole, that booty
Ohhhh
That b-b-b-booty hole, that booty
Show me yo booty hole!
I think we all know my vote is with, “hey ya”….. the song that WON a grammy… wtf
*sigh*
i had forgotten about that blasted LFO song until you reminded me. damnit. reading this thread has caused me deep, permanent, psychological harm.
…that was the idea… 😉
Yeah, thanks for reminding me of that Metallica and Ja Rule song you psychopaths. I had managed to totally supress the memory of that one.
I actually like “Hey Ya.” That is a catchy song.
Andy S., you’re never allowed to comment on my liking Switchfoot or Crossfade ever again… “Hey Ya” is a terrible, terrible song… 😛