More reasons why Republicans are dumb…

As reported in the February 9, 2006 episode of The Colbert Report, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said the following to the senate judiciary committee regarding President Bush’s wiretapping shenanigans:

“I gave in my opening statement, Senator, examples where President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt…have all authorized electronic surveillance of the enemy on a far broader scale…”

— Atty. Gen. Alberto Gonzalez
“I can’t believe he said that!? Those are precious state secrets!? No one’s supposed to know about George Washington’s covert electronic surveillance program!”

— Stephen Colbert

Seriously…who the hell appointed that guy?? Oh yeah…the Republicans…what a big surprise…

3 Replies to “More reasons why Republicans are dumb…”

  1. I must admit I like it when you put stuff in here that sounds ridiculous and it makes me laugh. However I get a bit tired of you going on about politics. Come on, everybody says stupid things, no matter what their political beliefs. (Not to worry, whether you cut back or not, I will continue reading your blog… it’s highly entertaining and one of the few that is actually updated regularly! (cough, Brookie…))

  2. You’re only complaining because you’re a Republican… 😛

    But seriously, I guess I comment on these things because I watch (generally) liberal-minded TV like “The Daily Show” or “The Colbert Report” (although, Colbert, in my opinion, tries to sarcastically act like Republican pundits like O’Reilly…which is hilarious…). I see more of these funny mis-speaks coming from the Republican side more than the Democratic side…and thus, I try to mention that so that everyone else I know can see it, too… Either way, I’m obviously quite biased, but the purpose of a blog (or one purpose…) is to bring up interesting conversation that stimulates the transfer ideas amongst readers.

    But no…seriously…read this…proof 😛
    http://www.heartheissues.com/e2004-6-intelligenceiq-2.html

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