1. I found porn two nights in a row in the parking lot at work.
2. We’re moving in 20 days.
3. Even though it’s only November, a Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake can put any one in the Christmas spirit.
4. Good old HHS didn’t win the 4A State Football Championship, but at least they’re second.
5. Only one more week of working the 4-12 shift!
…but the Kansas City Royals sweeped the Boston Red Sox.
Is it bad when the #5 team in the AL (#6 overall) is beaten by the #last team?
Probably…but it amuses me anyway… 😉
If I ever got lost in the woods, I hope I have a deck of cards on me. I’d play solitaire. Eventually someone will show up and say “Black nine on red ten.”
So, since we don’t have any good tv and I read too fast, I recovered some chairs I’ve been meaning to take care of since we moved in last summer today. Here’s what they look like, with the “before” on the left and the “after” on the right. Other than that, I have a job interview tomorrow for a job that I really want, so think good thoughts around nine tomorrow morning!
So yeah, we watched “The Sixth Sense” tonight (largely nothing on this weekend…)…and we were watching the opening credits…and we noticed that Mischa Barton is in it. You may know her from “The O.C.,” if you’re a fan of crappy teeny-bopper television… In the movie, she’s the little girl whom Cole helps out (killed by her step-mother). Kinda funky, eh?
That is all…
Does anyone know where that word came from? I mean, we were reading in a paper today and it struck me (not the first time, honestly…) how odd that word is. It’s a combination of three English words…like we used to spell it out in a sentence, but then we said it so often that we randomly decided to make it one word… Whose decision was that?!
Does anyone know where that word came from? I mean, we were reading in a paper today and it struck me (not the first time, honestly…) how odd that word is. It’s a combination of three English words…like we used to spell it out in a sentence, but then we said it so often that we randomly decided to make it one word… Whose decision was that?!
So, I defy you people to come up with a worse song than “Summer Girls” by LFO.? Yes, this is the worst song ever written.? I only bring this up because I heard “Hey Ya” by OutKast yesterday…which is a close second…but “Summer Girls” is, by far, the single worst song ever written.? Please…try to find a worse one for me…
Here are the lyrics.? I recommend taking a few shots of tequila before reading them…
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Yeah…I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
…when we met..That summer??
[Chorus]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I’d take her if I had one wish,
But she’s been gone since that summer..
Since that summer
[Verse 1]
Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You’re the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can’t speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can’t forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn’t Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain’t speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you’re near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Repeat Chorus]
Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike
[Verse 3]
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I’m over you
but I’m really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Repeat Chorus][Bridge]
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike
[Repeat Chorus]
I was leaving class today and had a random thought, which I thought I’d record here and see if I got any responses. The question is: why is cussing/swearing bad? I mean, they’re words. Simply words. Why is it bad to say “shit” but not “poop?” They have the same meaning, but one is considered “worse” that the other. I know that, as a stigma, it was/is bad to “say the Lord’s name in vain,” as the Ten Commandments dictate. But “shit” isn’t exactly in the Bible on a list of “you can’t say these things.” Are they simply social constructs? …which brings up the question of when they’ll be considered alright to say, because while “damn” wasn’t allowed on TV or socially 50 years ago, or “bitch” even, they are more “socially acceptable” now. On the other hand, saying “damnit” could be put in the “Lord’s name in vain” column, according to some.
So yeah, what the hell? 😉 (that was my moment of irony for this posting…don’t blink, ’cause you may miss it)
So, sitting in class today learning about the biochemical machinery that leads to transcription via RNA Polymerase…I wondered the following: What if the world were populated by robots instead of humans? Now, these are robots with robot humanoids, robotic animals, robotic plants, etc… I mean, we know practically nothing about how or why things work in our bodies…but when we think of machines, we designed them, so we know how they work and why. So if these machines did not have knowledge of their creator, or if they simply arose on their own somehow, would they find it just as difficult to figure out how and why they work? …even though, inherently (since we designed them), they “work” on a less sophisticated level than our organic bodies? Would these robots have the same questions about their origin as we do? Would they have to learn about how they function, or would they care?
…I gotta get out of here…
