Seriously… Alanis Morissette singing Fergie’s “My Humps”…including a cover of the video… It’s rather unbelievably funny… I’d recommend watching it… 😛
On a side-note, I finally figured out how to embed YouTube videos…w00t!
Funniest thing I've seen in forever…
Seriously… Alanis Morissette singing Fergie’s “My Humps”…including a cover of the video… It’s rather unbelievably funny… I’d recommend watching it… 😛
On a side-note, I finally figured out how to embed YouTube videos…w00t!
People are stupid…
Now, I get confused sometimes. Like. I see a plane and think it’s a boat. Occasionally, I mistake cows for iguanas…
…but rarely do I mistake beagles for dachshunds…
It has happened four times now when walking Edie. Twice to Brooke, twice for me (all of mine this week…). “Look at the wiener dog!” is the usual exclamation… Never “dachshund,” specifically…simply “wiener dog.”
Now, I realize Edie has some brown and black coloring in her. And floppy ears. And, because there’s some bassett hound in her, she’s perhaps slightly longer than your typical beagle. But in no way does she at all resemble a dachshund.
Just wanted to clear that up…
Mallory’s First Beer
I’ve been transferring all of the home videos my parents took when we were little from VHS to DVD and came across this once, which is hIlarious (yeah, I meant to capitalize the I). To watch the video, you have to right click on the link and then “Save As” – it won’t just play if you click on the link. Enjoy!
Mallory Video
Edit: The file should work now!!! Try it again!!!
Mallory's First Beer
I’ve been transferring all of the home videos my parents took when we were little from VHS to DVD and came across this once, which is hIlarious (yeah, I meant to capitalize the I). To watch the video, you have to right click on the link and then “Save As” – it won’t just play if you click on the link. Enjoy!
Mallory Video
Edit: The file should work now!!! Try it again!!!
Top 11 signs Dubya thinks he's president of a college fraternity
From Too Stupid To Be President.com
11. Encourages minions to run three miles in 100 degree heat then taunts them as he rides his bicycle.
10. Greets interns by letting one rip.
9. Refers to everyone only by the nickname he has bestowed.
8. Should have been gone after four years, but he just won’t leave.
7. Amasses enormous institutional debt throwing private parties for his friends.
6. Cheats to secure a second term.
5. Resorts to belligerence rather than admit a mistake.
4. Has summers off.
3. Encourages others to perform community service, but only shows up for the cameras.
2. Smart kid provides him answers using a hidden audio transmitter.
1. May be kicked out of his house before the end of term.
Top 11 signs Dubya thinks he’s president of a college fraternity
From Too Stupid To Be President.com
11. Encourages minions to run three miles in 100 degree heat then taunts them as he rides his bicycle.
10. Greets interns by letting one rip.
9. Refers to everyone only by the nickname he has bestowed.
8. Should have been gone after four years, but he just won’t leave.
7. Amasses enormous institutional debt throwing private parties for his friends.
6. Cheats to secure a second term.
5. Resorts to belligerence rather than admit a mistake.
4. Has summers off.
3. Encourages others to perform community service, but only shows up for the cameras.
2. Smart kid provides him answers using a hidden audio transmitter.
1. May be kicked out of his house before the end of term.
A few links…
For those of you who missed the Daily Show a few nights ago, and have seen the new Geico commercial with Little Richard, you should check out his interpretation of George Bush’s 9/11 speech…
Secondly, there’s apparently a show in Britain called “Extras,” about extras on TV shows who try to get their scripts read by famous actors… Well, they did a bit with Patrick Stewart, and it’s amusing…
Mom, you should watch both… Actually, everyone should watch the first one, and anyone who cares about Capt. Picard should also watch the second…
Need A Time-Waster?
Then look no further! Joe, Luke and I make use of this page frequently when we were managers at ITS a few summers ago…? The page is known as FilmWise Invisibles. The basic idea is that you are given a picture and you have to identify the movie. The problem is: they’ve erased the people within the picture, so you have to guess what movie it is based on the scene and clothes the actors are wearing. Some are really obvious, and others are really obscure… Anyway, they have a new one posted every week…and they’ve been doing it for 301 weeks now…
So yeah, if you like movies and wanna kill some time, give these a try… They’re surprisingly addictive… 😉
Oh, Garrison…
…since I’m already logged on…
“Entertain yourself. If you’re bored, then you have a problem.”