Review: Get Smart

For our anniversary last week, Brooke and I did the “dinner and a movie” thing and went to see “Get Smart.” Let me preface by saying that Mom and Dad didn’t let Kristen and me watch sitcoms back in the mid-90s…as “Seinfeld” and “Married…With Children” weren’t deemed “appropriate.” Thus, we watched a lot of Nick at Nite, back in the golden age when the shows included “Bewitched,” “Dragnet,” “I Dream of Jeannie” and, of course, “Get Smart.” So yeah, I’ve kinda got a fond place in my heart for the characters in that show and was hoping this movie would be handled with the care it deserves, as opposed to other old TV franchise reboots (I’m talking to you, “Dukes of Hazzard” and “Starsky and Hutch“).

So, despite my worst fears, I must say that it was a really fun movie. It’s more of an “origin story,” so we’re learning how Maxwell Smart becomes Agent 86, meets up with Agent 99, etc. Essentially, Smart is an analyst for Control, a secret government organization doing Cold War-style battle with the evil KAOS. Somehow, KAOS gets ahold of the list of undercover Control agents and starts knocking them off, leaving Smart as one of the few agents that can be called into service, as his records are unknown. We then follow 86 and 99 as they traverse the world trying to stop KAOS from getting ahold of nuclear weapons that they can distribute to other terrorist organizations, thus saving the world.

The story itself is relatively predictable, and many of the gags are only truly “funny” if you are familiar with the original show (one with Bill Murray in a cameo as Agent 13, hiding in a tree…), but it still has plenty of hilarious moments for those that don’t remember the show so well. There aren’t that many special effects, but when they’re in there, it isn’t too obvious (i.e. no obvious green screen shots or CGI explosions…). The acting was pretty good, of course, and there were plenty of people I’ve actually heard of playing in the main roles.

Overall, I think it was a pretty good movie. The story was simple, yet entertaining. The gags did not completely rely on knowledge of the old show (yes, the shoephone makes an appearance…), and I was certainly laughing out loud for most of the movie. I think, so far at least, this is the best comedy I’ve seen in 2008 and will have wide appeal for most people this summer.

Review: The Incredible Hulk

Now, I was one of many (or few?) that saw 2003’s “Hulk” in the theater…and I was rather disappointed. We were just getting started with the “super-hero/comic book” craze in films and there were high hopes for this movie, especially because it had a high-profile director in Ang Lee directing it. It was, of course, an origin story where we see Bruce Banner test gamma radiation on himself, leading to his transformation into a large, green monster…but that’s just about all we got. We saw him transform into the Hulk a few times, and he fought some monster dogs…and the military…and, well, I personally got bored. The movie just wasn’t interesting. It had a decent plot to it, but it didn’t have much “movement,” as many would expect in an action film.

Apparently some execs agreed and made this new movie, “The Incredible Hulk,” a reboot of the franchise, with different actors, a different director, and a different direction. This one takes place a few years following the previous outing, where Banner (played by Edward Norton this time) is hiding out in Brazil trying to find a cure for his…”problem.” The US military finally tracks him down and sends a team to apprehend him, only to find out that they’re of little match for the Hulk. One of the military team, played by Tim Roth, decides to work with General Ross to bring down the Hulk once and for all by volunteering himself to take part in “super-soldier serum” research, making him as powerful and nimble as the Hulk is. Of course, as one can imagine, he decides to go a bit too far, goes a bit nuts, and the movie ends as expected…

This movie does everything right that the previous one didn’t. It has many more action scenes, with the Hulk fighting the military in Brazil, on a college campus back in the US and in NYC for the finale. Also, this iteration of the Hulk, an all-CGI effect, is much more convincing than the previous one, likely because of the 5+ years further advancement in CGI technology that movie makers now have to work with. While you could very easily tell that the CGI Hulk in the first movie was computer generated, this one was much more fluid and interacted with the surroundings in a much more convincing way (i.e. it didn’t look like Liv Tyler was standing in front of a green screen having everything else filled in around her…). Finally, the movie seems to have a stronger focus. Where the previous one seemed to focus more on Banner himself and his inner conflicts, this iteration splits between Banner and the Hulk, allowing for that “split personality” to be on the forefront…which is the whole reason people read the Hulk comics for so many years in the first place.

So yeah, it’s a good movie. Is it better than “Iron Man?” Probably not…but this movie does justice to the characters where the previous movie really didn’t…that, and it’s really sweet to see the Hulk throw tanks at helicopters… 😉

"C" is for Fruit…

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You know you’ve “made it” when Cookie Monster comes on your show… 😉

This is pretty funny, and fun to watch characters from my childhood interacting with characters from my adulthood…which is kinda surreal, really… Anyway, enjoy!

(…speaking of childhood…I was born 26 years ago…I’m old…)

Edit: See, I didn’t know this…but besides my birth, June 20th also marks when the patent for Morse Code was issued…fascinating…

“C” is for Fruit…

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
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You know you’ve “made it” when Cookie Monster comes on your show… 😉

This is pretty funny, and fun to watch characters from my childhood interacting with characters from my adulthood…which is kinda surreal, really… Anyway, enjoy!

(…speaking of childhood…I was born 26 years ago…I’m old…)

Edit: See, I didn’t know this…but besides my birth, June 20th also marks when the patent for Morse Code was issued…fascinating…

It's so true…

Wow, two posts in a day…after a drought of a few weeks… What’s the world coming to?

Penny Arcade

Penny Arcade had a nice comic up today, referencing Spore, a new game from the creator of Sim City, Will Wright, to be released later this year. I remember Stu bringing this game up a few years ago when its development was in infancy, but it’s finally coming together.

The idea is pretty straightforward: you design/create your own organism (and environment?) and watch it evolve through the millenia. As in, you can start it from the single-cell stage and watch it grow into an intergalactic powerhouse. It will be Windows and OS X compatible, but I thought I heard it would be coming to the Wii/360/PS3 in some form or fashion – just might be later than the projected early-September release date for computers…

The neat thing is that the game is fully adaptable and unscripted, so if I start up a single-cell organism the same way for two different games, it could end up evolving into two separate beings with two separate “views” on the world…which is crazy to think about, especially for people like Stu that think about the programming involved in having everything generated on-the-fly, rather than having it lined out on the DVD it comes on.

The “creature creator” piece was released a few days ago and the internet is abuzz about it, although I haven’t tried it yet. Perhaps this weekend…

Either way, I found the comic amusing… 😛

It’s so true…

Wow, two posts in a day…after a drought of a few weeks… What’s the world coming to?

Penny Arcade

Penny Arcade had a nice comic up today, referencing Spore, a new game from the creator of Sim City, Will Wright, to be released later this year. I remember Stu bringing this game up a few years ago when its development was in infancy, but it’s finally coming together.

The idea is pretty straightforward: you design/create your own organism (and environment?) and watch it evolve through the millenia. As in, you can start it from the single-cell stage and watch it grow into an intergalactic powerhouse. It will be Windows and OS X compatible, but I thought I heard it would be coming to the Wii/360/PS3 in some form or fashion – just might be later than the projected early-September release date for computers…

The neat thing is that the game is fully adaptable and unscripted, so if I start up a single-cell organism the same way for two different games, it could end up evolving into two separate beings with two separate “views” on the world…which is crazy to think about, especially for people like Stu that think about the programming involved in having everything generated on-the-fly, rather than having it lined out on the DVD it comes on.

The “creature creator” piece was released a few days ago and the internet is abuzz about it, although I haven’t tried it yet. Perhaps this weekend…

Either way, I found the comic amusing… 😛

Apparently, Chad has one computer…

…and not “Chad” as in “a person”…but “Chad” as in “the country…

Firefox 3.0 was released mid-afternoon yesterday and the Mozilla Foundation is going for the Guinness World Record for most software downloaded in a single day (thus, it ends at 1:16 pm today). You can follow the downloads at Spreadfirefox.com.

I’ve been using the Beta and Release Candidate versions for over a month now and absolutely love it. I’d kinda like the new default theme for Vista and XP to be transferred over to Linux, but that’s a small gripe. Otherwise, it seems faster, is a smaller download (7 MB!), and is a bit less RAM intensive than previous versions.

So yeah, if you check this out before 1:16 pm today, go download it and help out! Or if you check this tomorrow, download it anyway! As of right now, they’re sitting at 6.7 million downloads!

(oh yeah…and the title reference…in the global map on the Spreadfirefox page, you can see how much each country has downloaded…and Chad has downloaded 1 copy…)

Edit: The final tally was over 8 million downloads…they were apparently shooting for 5 million… And Chad ended up with 6 downloads, in the end… 😛

Upgrade(s)

I upgraded Ubuntu yesterday to version 8.1, “Hardy Heron” (which is awesome, by the way!). I ended up having to reformat that partition of the drive because Automatix had broken my system…at least, as far as global distribution upgrades go.

Anyway, in doing so, there ended up being some kind of problem with MySQL, PHP5 and Apache2… I could get WordPress installed, but it couldn’t access the database. I ended up fixing the problem with a somewhat “unsecure” workaround, but then found out that all my link and post categories had been lost. I’ve restored the links, but now I’ve got 350+ posts to recategorize to file…grrrrrrr…

Regardless, “Hardy Heron” is an excellent release. I’ve had it on my laptop since it was available to download and has worked flawlessly… You should all check it out, if you haven’t already!

Review: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

So, in preparation for watching “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,” Brooke and I watched the original trilogy over the last few weeks. Needless to say, those movies are still really, really good.

The movie takes place 20 years after “Last Crusade,” and Indy is still a professor teaching history. He quickly gets wrapped up in an adventure that will take him down to South America in search of the lost city of El Dorado (kind of…), where a “Crystal Skull” will give him (or the bad guys…the Soviets, this time around…) ultimate power. There are plenty of references to previous movies, especially onces Marian Ravenwood (Karen Allen) shows up with her son, “Mutt” (Shia LaBeouf). There is even a touching scene to tell us that Marcus Brody and his father, Henry Jones, Sr. have both passed away (explaining their absence from this film).

Somehow, I just don’t think the new one lived up to the originals. Don’t get me wrong – this was a good movie and is well worth seeing in theaters…and I will definitely be purchasing the DVD when it comes out…but somehow, it seemed like some of the original charm was lost in this new iteration. Most of this, I think stems from the integration of CGI effects, of which Steven Spielberg is well-known for. As in, it sure looked like half the movie (certainly once the intrepid party made it to the Amazon…) was done in front of a green screen…and it was blatantly obvious. And if I could tell now, I can’t even imagine how obvious it’ll be in another 20 years.

That’s what makes the originals so good to me, I think. In an age of special effects-laden films that will not stand the test of time, the action sequences from the original Indiana Jones trilogy were done with wires, thrown punches, real tanks, actual bugs/rats, etc. The CGI effects, while good in a “2008” sort of way, don’t strike me as “timeless,” which is different than I feel watching the original trilogy. I feel like I could watch them in another 20 years and they’ll still look just as good as it did when they were first released.

And the effects aren’t even touching the whole “story” aspect of the…um…story. I won’t delve too much into it, but the whole “El Dorado” angle would have been perfect for an Indiana Jones movie. But…an “artifact” from Roswell plays a prominent role in the film…which kinda shifts the plot into a place I’d rather not see it. It all kind of makes sense…but in a more “sci-fi” sort of way, rather than a “historical” sort of way…

So yeah, in the end, with all that said, it was still a good movie and worth watching. Maybe I’m being a bit too nit-picky…maybe watching the original trilogy just before seeing the new movie was a bad idea…but I just don’t think this one holds up (or will hold up) as well as the others have over the past 20-27 years…

At least it wasn’t as bad as “Episode I,” right?