So, the newest addition to our family arrived today. We’ve been expecting her for a few days, but took her sweet time getting here, much to my chagrin. Here are her vitals:
Size: 14.06″ x 10.34″ x 0.93″ – 1.38″
Weight: 6.29 lbs
Now, most white men married to a white woman would question the fact that their new addition would be black, but I will accept her as my own anyway…that’s just how I roll… That, and the brushed silver finish on the palm-rest looks pretty sweet…
The name on the birth certificate reads “Dell XPS M1530″…I may call her “Lola” for short…
Here are “her” other vitals:
Intel Core 2 Duo Processor T7500 (2.2GHz/800Mhz FSB, 4MB Cache)
Windows Vista Home Premium
3 GB DDR2 SDRAM 667MHz (2 DIMMs)
8X DVD +/- RW w/dbl layer write capability (slot loader)
Bluetooth Wireless Card 355
120 GB SATA Hard Drive (5400 RPM)
256MB NVIDIA GeForce 8600M GT
15.4 WXGA Laptop Screen Display with TrueLife
Two 90W AC Adapters
Intel 4965 802.11a/g/n Dual-Band Mini Card
I’m sure “Lola” and I will have a wonderful time together!
Now, the first thing I need to teach her is to run Linux… 🙂
Just so everyone knows, Lola is actually the name of the crazy lady who lives in the house in front of ours… Apparently, we should expect the “new addition” to be schizophrenic.
Thank goodness for that last line, I was worried you were going to actually use Vista. *shudder*
Pretty nice laptop you have there!
I’m posting this from my wii, and your post is still nerdier than I am
Yeah, I’m using Vista for now… I haven’t put Linux on quite yet, as I’m trying to figure this shenanigans out first…and get some work done…hopefully within the next few weeks, I’ll get some Ubuntu action…
And as for _you_, Wii poster…buy some good game for us to play all night when I visit on Feb. 20th…
I can’t believe what a ridiculous dork you are.