Review: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

So, in preparation for watching “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,” Brooke and I watched the original trilogy over the last few weeks. Needless to say, those movies are still really, really good.

The movie takes place 20 years after “Last Crusade,” and Indy is still a professor teaching history. He quickly gets wrapped up in an adventure that will take him down to South America in search of the lost city of El Dorado (kind of…), where a “Crystal Skull” will give him (or the bad guys…the Soviets, this time around…) ultimate power. There are plenty of references to previous movies, especially onces Marian Ravenwood (Karen Allen) shows up with her son, “Mutt” (Shia LaBeouf). There is even a touching scene to tell us that Marcus Brody and his father, Henry Jones, Sr. have both passed away (explaining their absence from this film).

Somehow, I just don’t think the new one lived up to the originals. Don’t get me wrong – this was a good movie and is well worth seeing in theaters…and I will definitely be purchasing the DVD when it comes out…but somehow, it seemed like some of the original charm was lost in this new iteration. Most of this, I think stems from the integration of CGI effects, of which Steven Spielberg is well-known for. As in, it sure looked like half the movie (certainly once the intrepid party made it to the Amazon…) was done in front of a green screen…and it was blatantly obvious. And if I could tell now, I can’t even imagine how obvious it’ll be in another 20 years.

That’s what makes the originals so good to me, I think. In an age of special effects-laden films that will not stand the test of time, the action sequences from the original Indiana Jones trilogy were done with wires, thrown punches, real tanks, actual bugs/rats, etc. The CGI effects, while good in a “2008” sort of way, don’t strike me as “timeless,” which is different than I feel watching the original trilogy. I feel like I could watch them in another 20 years and they’ll still look just as good as it did when they were first released.

And the effects aren’t even touching the whole “story” aspect of the…um…story. I won’t delve too much into it, but the whole “El Dorado” angle would have been perfect for an Indiana Jones movie. But…an “artifact” from Roswell plays a prominent role in the film…which kinda shifts the plot into a place I’d rather not see it. It all kind of makes sense…but in a more “sci-fi” sort of way, rather than a “historical” sort of way…

So yeah, in the end, with all that said, it was still a good movie and worth watching. Maybe I’m being a bit too nit-picky…maybe watching the original trilogy just before seeing the new movie was a bad idea…but I just don’t think this one holds up (or will hold up) as well as the others have over the past 20-27 years…

At least it wasn’t as bad as “Episode I,” right?

Because Mom requested it…

After Mom heard the new “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” trailer would be released today, she wanted me to post it online so she could find it easier… I figured I could accomodate… 😛

The official site has, perhaps, a better (read: HD) viewing experience, but whatever…

w00t, May 22, 2008!

On another note, “Star Trek XI” has been pushed back to next May… They say because it’s so good that they want to move it to the summer schedule. That’d better be true, Paramount and JJ Abrams!

A brief tutorial in temporal mechanics…

So, as an avid “Star Trek” watcher, I’ve been introduced to the idea of going backward and forward in time, and the effects of each on the present (in the case of “forward,” not very much…). For example, at a relatively early age, I realized that in “Back to the Future Part II,” Marty goes to the future and sees himself (and meets his son), but this is impossible because he wasn’t there to live out his life (because he left the “present” to go to the “future”…), thus producing a paradox, of sorts.

Now comes along “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.” The premiere episode was on Sunday night on FOX, and the second one was on last night (I haven’t watched it yet…). The first episode takes place in 1999, in between the movies “Terminator 2: Judgement Day” and “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines,” which take place in 1991 and 2004, respectively. For “Terminator 2,” Judgement Day (i.e. the destruction of the human race by the SkyNet computer) was to take place on August 29, 1997 – in “Terminator 3,” that date is moved back to July 24, 2004.

Well, at the end of the first episode, they jump forward through time from 1999 to 2007, thus negating all of “Terminator 3.” Never happened. The timeline adjusted itself such that Sarah and John Connor were non-existent between the years of 1999 and 2007. So, if John and Sarah were successful at stopping Judgement Day in 1997, but weren’t there in 2004 to stop it, wouldn’t Judgement Day have already happened (if they jumped to 2007)?

Alright, so this brings up another point: if the machines (in the future) are sending back a Terminator to take out John and/or Sarah Connor, the second that Terminator is sent back in time, the machines should know if they were successful. That is, if nothing changes where they are, then the timeline was not averted and they need to send another one. If things did change, they wouldn’t know about it because they would never know they ever had the problem: things would just be as they always had been.

So, if you really wanted to take out John or Sarah, and you know your Terminator wasn’t successful, why not send another one to the same time point to get two Terminators after them? Or, for that matter, why take out John Connor when Sarah’s around to protect him, when instead you could go after Sarah’s parents and prevent Sarah from ever having a child (or existing, for that matter).

I think, in the end, machines are just stupid. And they need to stop meddling with the space-time continuum, as they obviously don’t know what they’re doing.

That, or the writers of the “Terminator” series should get a hold of a brief tutorial in temporal mechanics…

Couldn’t have chosen better myself…

Yeah, I’m sure we all remember Knight Rider…and how David Hasselhoff drove a lovely Pontiac Trans Am. Well, they don’t make Trans Ams anymore, meaning that the production staff of the new made-for-TV-movie-and-hopefully-new-show-pilot coming out next year didn’t have a car to use.

Well, it was recently “leaked” that the car being used (and announced officially shortly?) will be, indeed, a Ford Mustang Cobra GT500KR. Please note the red lights on the hood of the car…

Yeah, baby… 😀

Hott K.I.T.T. picture

Couldn't have chosen better myself…

Yeah, I’m sure we all remember Knight Rider…and how David Hasselhoff drove a lovely Pontiac Trans Am. Well, they don’t make Trans Ams anymore, meaning that the production staff of the new made-for-TV-movie-and-hopefully-new-show-pilot coming out next year didn’t have a car to use.

Well, it was recently “leaked” that the car being used (and announced officially shortly?) will be, indeed, a Ford Mustang Cobra GT500KR. Please note the red lights on the hood of the car…

Yeah, baby… 😀

Hott K.I.T.T. picture

And then, an update…

So I’m at the lab, killing time until my 96-well plate is ready to be read… Figured now was as good a time as any to update the world on happenings…

Brooke and I went up to Hannibal for last weekend to visit with family and friends… Saturday was really good in that we got to shoot off fireworks, had an excellent dinner via Brooke’s Mom, and I got a lovely sunburn whilst laying on a raft in their pool. Overall, a successful weekend! My parents came into St. Louis on Monday night for some BBQ and we made some really good ribs. Brooke put them in the crock pot for a good 6 hours along with brown sugar, paprika, and just about everything else on the spice rack. They were some of the best ribs I’ve ever had, honestly…very tender and tasty… It was also good to be my parents for once! We didn’t really do anything for the actual 4th of July holiday, however. The weather wasn’t terribly cooperative in St. Louis…but we didn’t really feel like going anywhere, either. It ended up being a relaxing day, which is all I could really ask for.

Otherwise, my Biostatistics class started on Monday (yes, July 3rd…seriously…who starts a summer class the day before the 4th?!). While I’m telling myself that extended knowledge of statistics is useful for my chosen career path, I just have to wonder if reminders of Confidence Intervals, hypothesis testing, and SPSS are really worth 3.5 hours of class twice a week… Needless to say, I’ll be ranting about this waste of time for the duration of the class (another 5 weeks remain…).

I guess it’s time for the weekend again… I think Brooke is heading up to Louisiana, MO (Ma’s garage sale…) on Friday, so I’ll need entertainment Friday night (’cause Sci-Fi Friday doesn’t start up until next weekend). Keep me posted.

X3

The X3 Trailer is online…apparently premiered on Fox last night…? Needless to say, I’m rather excited for May 26, 2006… :-P? Although, this one doesn’t have Bryan Singer directing (…since he’s directing Superman Returns…), but damn if Kelsey Grammer doesn’t look awesome as The Beast…w00t…

I guess I’ll just have to pass time time with V for Vendetta, coming out next weekend… 😛