Uhhhh, yeah…this guy is good…

So, if you’ve played “Super Mario Bros. 2,” you’ll recognize the music…if you haven’t played the game, you may not appreciate this much… And if you haven’t played the game, at least watch for the drumming…especially after the 2 minute mark.

Yeah, he’s pretty good. Pretty sure I was never, ever that good… 😛

Review: Cloverfield

‘Tis fitting, perhaps, that my 50th review on this so-called “blog” be for “Cloverfield,” a movie by J.J. Abrams, who is also doing the new “Star Trek” movie opening on Christmas Day, 2008….but more on that later…

The idea is that Abrams, on a visit to Japan with his kid, noticed that Godzilla is a major part of Japanese culture, but America doesn’t really have a “Godzilla”… “King Kong” was kinda close, but not the same… Abrams set out to make his own “Godzilla” movie, and certainly in his own way.

The film is set during a party for Rob, who’s leaving for Japan for his new job. Hud is charged with videotaping people’s “farewell” wishes for Rob. Suddenly, the party-goers feel what they think is an earthquake, but soon find out that “something” is attacking New York City, only a few blocks from where they stand.

The movie goes on from there, with a small group from that party setting out to get off the island and save their friends that are still trapped. The entire movie is told from the perspective of this group, and visualized through this “handicam”. It looks very much like “The Blair Witch Project,” except that this movie is a). better financed, and b). actually good. So, as such, those of you that get a little queesy with the “shaky cam” views during movies may have some difficulty, but the movie sure seemed to be a bit more steady than “Blair Witch” was.

I thought it was really good, and provided more suspense than I expected walking into it. Considering that the movie is told entirely from this small group’s perspective, you wouldn’t expect to get good views of this giant monster attacking the city (and initially you don’t!), but Abrams and his director (Matt Reeves) cleverly allow the audience to catch glimpses, and then a full-on view at the climax. The effects were quite good and, most surprisingly, the sound was awesome. Frequently in sci-fi movies, you’ll have surround sound, but not like this! Since you were seeing the movie through the eyes of this camera, that also means that you heard everything that the camera heard, meaning that you feel like you were the one holding the camera the whole time. Thus, if you hear something behind you, the camera has to turn around and look. Since you don’t have that 3rd person view (ever!), you (the viewer) are more likely to identify with Hud, the guy holding the camera.

The other neat part is that the story unfolds for this group wandering through Manhattan, so you never really know what the “creature” is, why it’s there, where it came from, etc…and honestly, you don’t care. You identify with the characters (completely unknown actors, all of which do a great job) and find things out as they do. Sure, there are questions at the end, but nothing that really must be answered. If you see it, however, pay attention at the very beginning to the text on the screen – there were some idiots in the theater that didn’t read it at the beginning and were surprised at the ending.

So yeah, the movie was good. If you don’t get queesy watching the “shaky cam” for 1.5 hours (and it isn’t all shaky!), then this is worth your time.

Edit: Apparently, in the very last shot of the movie (Rob and Beth on a ferris wheel), there’s something in the water behind them…likely kinda hard to see… If you see the movie, watch for that and tell me what it is! I didn’t know about this when I saw the movie, and thus wasn’t watching for it…grrr…

On a side-note, the teaser trailer for “Star Trek XI” precedes the movie…and believe you me, I won’t mind bypassing my presents on Xmas morning to make sure I’m in line for the first showing… The teaser is awesome and it’ll be up here as soon as a good copy of it is available (YouTube has a really crappy quality version right now…).

It’s a good year to be a geek 🙂

A good weekender…

Brooke and I took the day off Friday to go to Kansas City for the night, then drive into Hermann for the next night. This was prompted by a deal that the Captain Wohlt B&B was running – as January is a generally slow month for the sleepy town of Hermann, MO, they ran a 50% off deal for the weekend, and as we didn’t make it out there last Summer, we decided to make the trip this time.

Before we get to that, however, we Pricelined a hotel at Crown Center in Kansas City, MO for Friday night, mostly because we hadn’t really been to KC before together, and certainly not to see some of the touristy things in our own backyard. Thus, we hit a few nearby attractions…

First up was the Steamboat Arabia Museum. Now, one may think, looking at billboards on I-70, that this would be a somewhat cheesy endeavor, but it was really, really interesting. Essentially, back in the 1850s, the steamboat Arabia, traveling from St. Louis, MO to Sioux City, NE, hit a snag and sank with all her cargo – the only life lost was a mule (and yes, the mule is at the museum). Some local guys decided to look for a steamboat (as there are over 100 that went down in the Missouri River in that general time…) and see what treasure was in store for them. They selected this one because the Army CoE had reined in the river into a channel away from where the ship sank, thus leaving the steamboat in a field. These guys obtained rights to dig in the field and, in the late-1980s, found the ship and dug it up. It’s crazy the stuff they found on this boat, destined for general stores up and down the river. We’re talking leather goods, fine china, woodworking tools, wool coats, pickled goods, gin, etc. Nearly all of it was still there and in surprisingly good condition. If you look at all the stuff in there, you quickly realize that these local treasure hunters found millions of dollars worth of goods in perfect condition, essentially buried in a field.

The next stop was the Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art. Not a whole lot to write about this one, but we feel we got a little more culture after going 😛 Essentially, it was just an art museum, yet free. Contemporary art, portraits, furniture, photography…in all, it was interesting and full of good stuff…just not much to report here!

We went to BB’s Lawnside BBQ for dinner on Friday night. After finding the place (the road was closed, like, 100 ft from the entrance, and we had to drive around for 20 min to find a way to get there…), we were treated to some excellent KC BBQ and live blues music, both of which were well-received. I don’t get out to hear live music as often as I’d like, and getting it paired with BBQ is always a plus.

The next day, we went to the Harry S. Truman Museum and Library in Independence, MO. I’ve been there before, but it’s been a good 10-15 years; this was Brooke’s first trip. While I’d learned about Truman in the past, I didn’t realize (at the time) how important the man was. Besides the obvious dropping of the Atomic Bomb and the Truman Doctrine of communist containment, I found that he was also responsible for recognizing the State of Israel, pushing forward civil rights legislation for servicemen, first trying to pass a national health care initiative, and getting us involved with NATO. He was a good Democrat 🙂 A fine way to spend a morning…

We then drove to Hermann, MO to taste wine at the Bommarito Estate, which we’d been told to go to in the past yet had never made it there. The wine was pretty good, and certainly different as it was nearly all “dry.” Apparently, the vintner doesn’t add any sugar to his wines, so while I’m used to having a vignoles that is sweet, this one wasn’t really sweet at all. We bought three bottles while we were there…and I think Brooke has discovered Port as a drink of choice 😛

Anyway, we stayed at the B&B that night in a nice suite and went to dinner at Trapper’s Grill: I had a very, very excellent Caribbean chicken breast and Brooke had pasta. We were quite satisfied!

So yeah, it was good trip with no real hiccups. Now, sadly, we’ll have to replenish our checking account, as we spent a pretty penny doing this!

A brief tutorial in temporal mechanics…

So, as an avid “Star Trek” watcher, I’ve been introduced to the idea of going backward and forward in time, and the effects of each on the present (in the case of “forward,” not very much…). For example, at a relatively early age, I realized that in “Back to the Future Part II,” Marty goes to the future and sees himself (and meets his son), but this is impossible because he wasn’t there to live out his life (because he left the “present” to go to the “future”…), thus producing a paradox, of sorts.

Now comes along “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.” The premiere episode was on Sunday night on FOX, and the second one was on last night (I haven’t watched it yet…). The first episode takes place in 1999, in between the movies “Terminator 2: Judgement Day” and “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines,” which take place in 1991 and 2004, respectively. For “Terminator 2,” Judgement Day (i.e. the destruction of the human race by the SkyNet computer) was to take place on August 29, 1997 – in “Terminator 3,” that date is moved back to July 24, 2004.

Well, at the end of the first episode, they jump forward through time from 1999 to 2007, thus negating all of “Terminator 3.” Never happened. The timeline adjusted itself such that Sarah and John Connor were non-existent between the years of 1999 and 2007. So, if John and Sarah were successful at stopping Judgement Day in 1997, but weren’t there in 2004 to stop it, wouldn’t Judgement Day have already happened (if they jumped to 2007)?

Alright, so this brings up another point: if the machines (in the future) are sending back a Terminator to take out John and/or Sarah Connor, the second that Terminator is sent back in time, the machines should know if they were successful. That is, if nothing changes where they are, then the timeline was not averted and they need to send another one. If things did change, they wouldn’t know about it because they would never know they ever had the problem: things would just be as they always had been.

So, if you really wanted to take out John or Sarah, and you know your Terminator wasn’t successful, why not send another one to the same time point to get two Terminators after them? Or, for that matter, why take out John Connor when Sarah’s around to protect him, when instead you could go after Sarah’s parents and prevent Sarah from ever having a child (or existing, for that matter).

I think, in the end, machines are just stupid. And they need to stop meddling with the space-time continuum, as they obviously don’t know what they’re doing.

That, or the writers of the “Terminator” series should get a hold of a brief tutorial in temporal mechanics…

Vacation Suggestions?

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Mom, what do you think about the Grand Canyon this summer?  We could go down on mules and leave Dad and Andy up above…Andy says he’s afraid of heights, but I think he’s really just a wuss….

Just in case anyone still reads this, I’m trying to decide where we should go for vacation this year. I’d really like to go southwest at some point, but I’d like to rent a jeep and go down into Canyonlands for a few days and I’m not sure we can afford that this summer. So, Andy’s never been to Mesa Verde so we could just go down and do that kind of stuff (plus I’ve been reading a lot of Tony Hillerman lately, so Chaco Canyon could be a fun adventure) and maybe head up north for a day or so, too. Or, we could go to the Dakotas, because I haven’t been there in awhile and Wall is always fun. Or, we could head the other direction to the east coast. Maybe to Niagra Falls, since neither of us has been there. Any other suggestions or votes? Keep in mind we’ll camp at least part of the time, and try to be as cheap as possible the rest.

Review: Sweeney Todd

Brooke, with her occasionally odd taste in movies (“No Country For Old Men,” anyone?) decided she wanted to see Tim Burton‘s “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street,” starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter. In actuality, I think she wanted to see it mostly because it was featured prominently in Kevin Smith‘s “Jersey Girl,” which she enjoyed quite a bit.

In all honesty, I kinda wanted to see it, too. I very much liked “Sleepy Hollow” a few years back, also by Burton and starring Depp, and a). reviews were quite good for it, and b). who knew Depp could sing? Well, he can…and surprisingly well.

The movie centers upon one Benjamin Barker, a skilled barber, who is wrongfully imprisoned by a corrupt judge (Alan Rickman) that fancies Barker’s wife. Barker returns 15 years later to find his wife dead, his young daughter now grown up and being raised by the judge, and he wants revenge. He begins to cut hair (and throats) in the old building he used to work in, now owned by Carter’s character, Mrs. Lovett.

Now, this is not your typical musical. The score is beautiful, yet haunting. The characters sing to each other, but there are no dancing choruses in the background. Brooke tells me, from what she’s heard, the musical numbers were changed rather dramatically from the stage version, yet the this one has the blessing of its author, Steven Sondheim. (note: if you find that article, Brooke, post that for the folks…) So yeah, the singing is prominent, yet not as in other musicals. The singing is almost spoken, in some ways, but there’s definite melody to each song. Kinda hard to explain…you’ll just have to watch… 😛

I thought it was pretty good, in the end. It had a few twists and turns, and quite a few…”quirky”…moments (as per other Tim Burton films…), the acting was solid, and the cast did surprisingly well with their singing. It was kinda hard for me to understand the words in some of the earlier songs (with the thick olde English accents…), but once they got into their groove, it was very easy to follow.

I will warn you, however, that it was quite bloody. Not really “gore,” per se…more like fountains of red… I’m sure this aspect is similar to the stage version(s), but Tim Burton likes to be “over the top” with such things. It was also rather disturbing to listen to the woman sitting behind us laughing every time Johnny Depp killed someone and dropped their bodies down to the sewers…

It’s worth seeing, especially if you like Tim Burton/Johnny Depp movies… Otherwise, it’s a nice change-of-pace from your typical fare out this time of year. Depp will likely be nominated for Best Actor awards for this one…and it’s easy to see why…

Review: AVP-R

We went ahead and saw “Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem” today, fully knowing it probably wouldn’t live up to its predecessor, “Alien vs Predator” (which is saying a lot, as the first one wasn’t all that good, anyway…). This one picks up where the previous left off, with a “Predalien” (Predator/Alien hybrid) taking over the ship, causing it to crash-land on Earth in Colorado. Then, as one could surmise…the Aliens and Predators fight it out and a lot of people die with lots of explosions…

The acting was better than to be expected, and the effects were decent. In all honesty, I would have preferred more elaborate fight scenes. Much like the previous iterations, the action took place in darkness, so any fighting was somewhat difficult to see.

Overall, the movie was decent, and about as good as the previous one. That, and the “Predalien” was pretty badass… 😉 If you liked the other one, this one’s likely worth your time. If you are expecting the thrills and chills of better fare, such as “Alien,” “Aliens” and “Predator,” you may want to rent the DVD(s).

Review: National Treasure – Book of Secrets

We went and saw “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” in Columbia this weekend, as Brooke and I both wanted to see it, and so did the rest of the family.

This one picks up awhile after the previous movie, and after briefly explaining what essentially transpired between the two films, this one jumps into the idea that the ancestor of Ben Gates (played by Nicholas Cage), Thomas Gates, was a co-conspirator in the Lincoln assassination. As a result, Ben enlists his father (Jon Voigt), his friend, ex-girlfriend (or is she?) and mother (Helen Mirren) in tracking down the crucial evidence to return honor to the Gates family name.

Now, I thought the first one was surprisingly good, despite what reviewers had to say about it. The puzzles were pretty engaging, the chemistry between actors was convincing, and the story was surprisingly fun to follow. Personally, I don’t think this one was quite as good, but if you liked the first one, you’ll still like this one. The puzzles presented were a bit “too easy,” especially as compared with the previous one. While the original film seemed to focus a bit more on the search within our nation’s history for certain artifacts, with clues left in the craziest of places (i.e. the $1 bill, the Declaration of Independence, etc…), this one did the same…but with greater ease to allow for more interaction between the multitude of great actors (Ed Harris was the bad guy in this one, but Harvey Keitel was still around in a supporting role).

In short, the movie was good and worth seeing, especially if you liked the original. Personally, I would have liked to see more “history” (which, admittedly, is not quite accurate…) and a little less focus on the interaction between the main characters, but it was still fun with plenty of laugh-out-loud moments and suspenseful sequences. It had significantly less depth than the previous iteration, but then again, if you want a fun time at the movies in the holiday season…does it really matter how much “depth” is there?